Mellowville ™ Coffee
30% more mellow

Today is a perfect day to take your caffeine dose down a notch or two. Smooth out the jitters, slow down the pace. Yes, it’s quite possibly the finest day to chill. Mellowville ™ Smooth Roast Coffee is made from certified organic South American beans, 30% decaf to enable a more modest cadence in your demeanor. Selected among many, slurped and tested with home-made cookies to be the most-mellow coffee in the universe. Toasted slowly to a medium hue in 40 pound batches. Perfectly crafted for morning cups on your favorite porch or patio chair. Mellowville(sm) Smooth Roast is curiously priced at $14.75 for a 12 ounce bag. Nice for you but even nicer for your neighbor or hiking friend Moe who gets a free bag as a gift when you buy two. So, do the math….buy two bags for $29.50 and get ONE BAG FREE. That’s less than $10 a bag for the most mellow brew in the universe.

Get it: $29.50 for three 12 oz. Vacuum sealed bags.